The Proper Place is Down

Hey everybody! Today we talked about a kid who invented a toilet seat that automatically goes up and down before and after the guy uses it. Genius! Chris debated that maybe women should put it down rather than the men put it down, but here's the thing. When you see a toilet on display in a store, is the seat up? Does it look better up with all the nastiness underneath showing? Do men only use the seat in the up position? No, no, and definitely no. There you have it. And what it boils down to is this - we're the queens of the household so what we say goes! Now, I have to go and buy some bubble wrap for my children. They have pictures this week, and you know what always happens - someone gets injured right before. In the meantime, if they do get hurt, I can always use the bubble wrap to carefully pack them and ship them to Zimbabwe.